Guys' profiles on dating apps

Tinder, Happn, Bumble and so on, there are all kinds of dating apps these days.

And by dint of testing them all, you have undoubtedly, ladies, had to deal with different types of lunatics.

So here is a small list of the different profiles of guys that we find on these applications.

Guys who only post one or two pictures but no description

On Tinder again, if you're just looking for a one-night stand, why not, after all, we don't care about knowing his life if it's just a one-night stand that we won't see again.

But if you are serious about it, there is no point.

Even if, with their description, they can say whatever they want, we can still decipher it from their way of presenting themselves and the answers to the questions proposed on the profiles, their humor gauge, their interests, etc.

We're not looking for a novel either, but a little description can weigh heavily in the balance, at least when we're looking for a serious relationship.

Originality is advocated in making contacts once the match has taken place, but this should also apply to these gentlemen when they create their profiles at the start.

Guys who only post pictures of landscapes but not of themselves AND

Guys who only have group photos

Same fight as the previous point, no comment

And here we are, playing “Where’s Wally?”

NEXT

Guys who only text you late at night

Very common, especially with those who declare themselves to be looking for a serious relationship on their profile... They are thus sure to match more women. But once contacts are established, they do not waste time trying to "pick up".

Context:

11pm – Friday night, you comfortably installed on your couch with your blanket in front of your series (we don't judge please). DING – Message from our last match "What are you doing?" or "I have some beers in the fridge, do you want to come by?" etc.

Guys who like each other

In this category, I include mirror selfies, lifting weights or showing off my abs (if that's all 😉 )

Knowing that all the photos of these profiles look the same: Machin at the gym, Machin in the car, Machin drinking a drink, etc.

A model pose here, a torso there

In general, on these sites, we focus on varied photos (activities, trips, friends, etc.)

This gives an insight into his personality

But there, there is only him, him and… again him.

TO FLEE

The guys who do their shopping

At the temple of the virtual supermarket, the guys are having a blast

With an increasingly detailed shopping list..

Elie Semoun's cult sketch (advice to connoisseurs) "Looking for a busty blonde" has never been so true

And that the lady must be 1M65 tall, and no more than 55 kg, be careful….

Guys who cheat on their girlfriends/wives

And who fully assumes it on his profile

With cropped photos, or hiding Bobonne with a big rotten yellow smiley. Very classy.

Guys who are looking for a threesome with their girlfriend

Each to their own, so why not after all.

But gentlemen, show your true colours right away rather than wasting the time of poor innocents. Who will have started a discussion, started to know you, taken the initiative for a date. Before naturally telling them your plan as if you were talking to them about the weather... A little common sense, for heaven's sake!

Guys without discussion

Supporters of the least effort, punctuated by the "Hello, how are you?" (it hurts my eyes just writing it), " Yes eyou ?»  to all your questions without any follow-ups from them.

No topics for discussion…

I can understand that you are not very comfortable with writing or that it is not your thing, but there, guys, make an effort, this clearly does not make me want to meet you there.

If you're already weak before you meet, forget it.

I could also mention the guys who kick you out in the middle of a conversation (true), or those with really heavy jokes, but I would never finish this list.

And finally

Normal guys HALLELUJAH

And yes, because it exists and thank goodness otherwise we wouldn't spend so much time on these apps in the hope of meeting the "elected"